Anorak | Jungle Rock

Jungle Rock

by | 17th, November 2004

‘AFTER fake crocodiles, forced smiles and wannabe pretenders to the celebrity throne, this year’s edition of telly’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! will feature a talking rock.

Self-portrait by Paul Burrell

This rock may or may not be wearing a ball gown, but it will in the course of its time on the show be at pains not to mention intimate details of its relationship with the Queen of Hearts at least not those that could be published in any subsequent book.

This rock also, as the Star tells it readers, has feelings, and expresses a phobia for snakes and water an odd fear for a rock on its way to a damp jungle seemingly replete with creeping and crawling things.

Some would say such creatures are the rock’s natural bedfellows, but Paul Burrell (for that is its name) possesses other talents or ”special skills”, as the Star has it.

Not only can this rock serve a mean cuppa on a silver salver and simper with the best of them, but he can build fires.

How he does this is left unsaid, and anyone wanting to find out will have to watch the show.

But don’t rule out the prodigious use of matches and easy-burn books with titles like A Royal Duty and kindling made from unsold

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