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We’re All Burgered

by | 18th, November 2004

‘FORGET Al-Qaeda, garden ponds and killer pretzels and know that the biggest danger to the free world is a beef burger.

Sweaty skull, large heel bones, long legs and tear ducts

In ‘Is this the world’s deadliest burger?’ (Mail) and the ‘BURGER OF DEATH’ (Sun), readers of both papers get to grips with the Monster Thickburger, a whopping 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat on sale at US fast food chain Hardee’s.

For the cardiac surgeon’s records, this farm in a bun is a composite blend of two 5oz slabs of beef, four strips of bacon, three cheese slices, mayonnaise and a buttered sesame seed bun.

It comes with a side order of blocked arteries, indigestion tablets and perforated stomach.

But for anyone who dares to take on of these beasts there is heartening news in the Sun, where we learn that to rid yourself of the burger you need not order the stomach pump entree but merely walk for 22 miles.

Of course, you may have trouble moving for a few months after your

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