Anorak | Just Say ‘No’

Just Say ‘No’

by | 25th, November 2004

‘AT its closest point, mainland Europe is only 21 miles away, but we’re far less likely to read a report on German foreign affairs or Danish education policy in our newspapers than we to hear about an American woman who has cut off her husband’s penis in an act of revenge.

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Often, the only time we read about what is still touchingly called “The Continent” is when the story contains the headline word “no”.

And there is the “no” story today in the Times, where players in the “no” campaign against Britain’s acceptance of a European constitution met at the Savoy, London for a £300-a-plate dinner.

Most of the £500,000 raised at the event came from the auction of things like a “pair of rare breed Middle White breeding piglets” and a day’s shooting on former Tory Cabinet minister Lord Cranbourne’s Dorset estate.

Other lots included: a picture of Baroness Thatcher (donated by, er, Baroness Thatcher); a day at Westminster in the company of William Hague (with 10-pint pub lunch); and drinks with the Sun’s political editor, Trevor Kavanagh.

The “yes” vote doesn’t stand a chance when the “no” camp makes offers like those. European integration is all well and good for some, but you know where you are with a randy pig. Eh, Rebecca Loos?

But while the UK’s Eurosceptics are prepared to selflessly dine out on traditional British fayre eaten off fine bone china in a

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