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by | 25th, November 2004

‘WITH Ozzy Osbourne still trying to recover his shakes after his ordeal at the hands of a gem thief, we have tales of more intruders this morning.

‘Pallid’

Intruder No.1 is Vic Reeves, who was parachuted into the Australian jungle to be reunited with wife Nancy Sorrell and to put a bit of passion (2) into this year’s I’m A Celebrity.

The Star (“We’ll Fumble In The Jungle”) says the comic’s arrival hasn’t met with universal approval, especially from Fran Cosgrove (who had been making pathetic attempts to get into Nancy’s knickers) and Janet Street-Porter (who is worried she’ll be kept awake by Vic getting into Nancy’s knickers).

But he’s a lot more welcome than the female stalker who, the Sun says,

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