Anorak | A Family Affair

A Family Affair

by | 2nd, December 2004

‘THANKS to reality TV we have learnt that the girl bending over in the Sun is not Kylie Minogue or just another bleary-eyed loudmouth out on the razzle, but Jade Goody, a celeb.

‘Silly banter’

Those aren’t just any old dimply thighs, chubby buttocks and expansive white knickers on display, but something special. Something celebrity.

We know that the girl in the Mail telling us how when she was in Hear’Say she was a ‘total pain’ is called Myleene Klass.

And we need absolutely no hint at all in recognising that the woman in the Sun in a red corset is Nadia, who has just released her debut single.

We all of us know these things because, as the Express reports, reality TV shows are bringing families together.

We talk not only of Vic Reeves and his wife Nancy who spent time in the celebrity jungle in a bid to become the new Richard & Judy or of Family Holidays From Hell, but of normal families who like nothing better than gathering round the TV to watch a man fish stray maggots out of his backside.

Families who laugh heartily as another star pulls

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