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Tiara For Now

by | 7th, December 2004

‘MILLIONS of us have seen Paul Burrell eat a testicle.

A butler among men

He didn’t lick around the edges. He did not play with his food. He dived right in.

What he was thinking about as he munched on the ball is the stuff of one-man stage shows.

Perhaps he thought about the late Princess, his old boss. Perhaps he thought about the young princes, William and Harry.

Perhaps he thought about the votes his bravura performance would earn him and so bestow upon him the tiara that would sit so rightly on his head.

We will only know when Burrell tells all and sundry on various day-time TV shows.

But even with his selfless acts of dedication to the duty to

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