The Expelled Files
‘JUST what happens to the thousands of children who are expelled from school each year?
Expulsion, expulsion, expulsion |
The Times says that, according to the Governments own figures, up to 10,000 children go missing completely each year.
One minute theyre throttling their victim with his anti-bullying bracelet, then next poof! they are gone.
The possibility of alien abduction does not seem to figure too highly in the Governments attempts to explain this mass disappearance, but surely it cannot be ruled out.
Charles Clarke, the suspiciously bat-eared Education Secretary, blames local authorities for being too unwilling to deal with troublesome pupils.
So he wants leading schools, including selective grammar schools, to accept a handful of disruptive pupils each year.
These schools may not plead a lack of spare places, nor complain that the little oik who ruined everyones life at his last school will do the same at his new one they will be forced to accept them.
But what about the others? What about those already missing?
Perhaps theyre being held in a secret Government institution for over-excitable and occasionally violent youth?
It sounds too incredible to be true. But then you consider this Governments habit of declaring war at a moments notice, we see a need for such a place.
And the name of this shadowy institution? Why, the British Army, of course. Thatll learn em…’
Posted: 10th, December 2004 | In: Uncategorized Comment | TrackBack | Permalink