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Whacks Works

by | 13th, December 2004

‘WITHOUT Ozzy, reality TV and mass marketing, Sharon Osbourne would just be another over-hyped wannabe with two dysfunctional children and a pair of questionable breasts.

All of us have our crosses to bear

And one man who has had enough of this pernicious breed has taken some direct action.

Seeing the statues of the Virgin Mary Posh and her husband David Joseph in the Madame Tussaud’s nativity scene, an unknown young visitor could take no more.

As the Sun says (”POSH AND BECKS BATTERED BY YOB”), a ”crazed attacker” caused ”extensive damage” to the waxwork models of the duo when he smashed their faces in.

Managers of the tourist attraction are right now studying video footage of the man repeatedly banging his fists into the waxy faces of the world’s favourite couple.

Over and over again they will see the angry young man bury his knuckle sandwich into Posh’s

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