‘AS turkeys go, few come bigger than Swept Away, the film directed by Guy Ritchie, starring Madonna and The Bernard Matthews Players.
| The bat’s not the only wooden thing in this scene |
But there’s a bigger flightless bird on its way and its name is Revolver.
In a real departure for Ritchie, the Mirror says that his latest movie will be a gangster caper set in the East End of London.
We are not at liberty to reveal too much about it, but it stars Jason Statham, an actor with a range so shallow that even Mrs Ritchie will not look out of her depth alongside him.
To save her further embarrassment, the entire film is set in a carpenter’s yard near Epping Forest.
For once, the most wooden thing in the film may not be Madonna…’
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