Nick The Tree With Boughs Of Holly

‘THERE are no depths, it appears, to which Santa will not stoop and police in Germany have arrested three costumed men for stealing a Christmas tree.

Officers noticed the three men dressed as Santa Claus dragging the tree through the streets of Eschwege.

Under questioning, they admitted that they had taken the tree from a local nightclub.

‘I’d be surprised if they weren’t drunk’, deduced a policeman.

The officers escorted the three Santas back to the club to make sure they returned the stolen goods before charging them with theft.’

Anorak