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Christmas Crackers

by | 17th, December 2004

‘DESPITE employing some of the world’s foremost investigators, we have yet to unearth the identities of what the Express calls ‘the PC brigade’.

A tinsel noose around the neck

The shadowy brigadier who leads this band of right-on thinkers remains at large. And today we bring news that he has been issuing some shocking new directives to his troops.

First we read in the Express that the new crib at St Martin-in-the-Field church, Trafalgar Square, features not the usual scene of David Beckham and Posh cradling a bay-bee in a barn full of randy pigs and squealing PAs, but a nativity scene ‘representing the world’s ethnic groups’.

The work by Japanese sculptor Tomoaki Suzuki includes Mary, her cuckolded husband Joseph, no fewer than three kings, a donkey and a goat and ’12 painted limewood carvings to represent the world’s Middle Eastern, Caucasian, African and Asian groups. Which stands before a floating angel’.

The result is ‘outrage’ in some quarters which seem to consist only of former Shadow Home Secretary and professional shocked citizen Ann Widdecombe, who calls it ‘another victory for political correctness’.

But there is more. And in the same paper we read with horror

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