Anorak | Mounting Casualties

Mounting Casualties

by | 21st, December 2004

‘OLD Mr Anorak has asked us to release the following statement.

Behind You!

“Newspaper reports in this morning’s newspapers linking me with Kimberly Quinn are quite vile,” he says.

“I am a happily married man and I am consulting my lawyers over these untrue and deeply upsetting allegations.

“Oh, okay, so I did sleep with her, but only occasionally – and only in a couple of different positions and always with the light out.”

Kimberly Quinn is fast turning into a marginally less deadly version of Harold Shipman – the number of old men who have become her victims grows by the day.

While this morning’s Mail asks “So was there a fourth man?”, the

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