Anorak | From Brad To Worse

From Brad To Worse

by | 23rd, December 2004

‘THOSE folks at the National Enquirer are nothing if not thorough and, when they suspect a celebrity couple are growing apart, they want to know how far.

Splitometer reading: 0

That is why they have fitted both Brad Pitt and his wife Jennifer Aniston with a GPS system to keep track of the distance between them at all times.

And that is how they can tell us that when Jen was partying in London recently, she was precisely 5,458 miles away from her husband.

You don’t need a Hollywood relationship expert to tell you that that is way over the recommended maximum of 2,750 miles and puts the Pitts right in divorce territory.

Not content with that devastating evidence, however, the Enquirer has once again been employing its wristwatch to good effect and can inform us that, while in London, Jen was out partying one night until 5am.

That, of course, is GMT and equates only to midnight in New York and 9pm in Los Angeles but it’s enough to raise an eyebrow or two at the Enquirer.

As we reported two weeks ago, the Enquirer only recently spotted Jen out and about past 11pm in Los Angeles, thus fuelling rumours about the state of her marriage.

So what was the ex-Friends

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