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The Bottom Line

by | 4th, January 2005

‘FOR the best part of two decades a secret battle raged in Whitehall, which has only come to light today as a result of the new Freedom of Information Act.

Nine out of ten Whitehall mandarins would rather use the Andrex puppy

Should the bureaucratic bottom be wiped by hard toilet paper of soft?

You may laugh, but it was a sore subject for Sir John Pilcher GCMG, Her Majesty’s ambassador to Austria and later Japan.

Sir John, we learn from the Telegraph, suffered from a particularly painful case of piles and was of the opinion that the official loo paper was exacerbating his complaint.

In 1963, he enlisted his doctor in his campaign to get the government roll changed to a softer type – a campaign that continued right up until the early 1980s.

The initial objection to the change was – needless to say – a financial one with Her Majesty’s Stationery Office objecting that

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