Anorak | Elvis Lives

Elvis Lives

by | 10th, January 2005

‘RUMOURS abound that a portrait of Old Mr Anorak that hangs in his private gallery along with Shergar’s head, the Holy Grail and Lord Lucan’s moustache was taken in Las Vegas.

At the last Anorak Christmas party

Looking young and virile, Old Mr Anorak sports a jet black coif, a thrusting pelvis and a sneer.

And today some of that old magic returned, as from the hidden splendour of his rooms, we who toil in the dungeon beneath heard the syncopated rhythms of Jailhouse Rock.

Indeed, the Times says, that song has just made it to the top

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