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Heiress And Graces

by | 10th, January 2005

‘TALKING of cheap dates, the Enquirer has a few stills of what Paris Hilton has been up to recently.

Disgusting filth!

In CCTV footage taken from a Hollywood newsstand, the story of what the stall’s worker claims to have been nothing less than criminal unfolds.

Lights! Camera! Action!

Scene 1: Paris stops at the newsstand to peruse some showbiz mags.

Scene 2: Paris picks out a couple of august organs and appears to talk on her mobile phone.

Scene 3: Paris goes to the till to pay. Paris spots a poster advertising a disgusting film called ”One Night in Paris”, in which a socialite hotel heiress has sex with her then boyfriend.

Scene 4: Paris is outraged and disgusted. As stall worker Jerry Castro reports, she screamed: ”What the (bleep) are you selling this for? My young fans come by here!”

Scene 5: Paris allegedly tears poster out of plastic wipe-clean wrap, rips it in half and crumbles it up.

Scene 6: Still raging against how such depravity and how low some people will sink, Paris pays for her magazine, and reaches out across the counter and snatches a DVD of said filth.

Says Castro: ”She stuffed it into her purse and declared, ‘I’m taking this and I’m not paying for it!’ she then threw 80 cents change at me and stormed off.”

Scene 7: Now naked and filled with something that looks in the dim camera light like righteous indignation, Paris lies back on a bed and…

Well, let’s just wait and see what happened next in Another Night In Paris, the sequel to that infamous movie…’



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