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Bin And Gone

by | 14th, January 2005

‘IF you didn’t give your dustman a Christmas box, then more fool you.

”Ashes to ashes, dust to dustcart”

Indeed, from now on, especially if you live in some of the more remote areas of the south Pennines, remember to do as the refuse collection engineer asks.

Ensure that your waste is wrapped, preferably in a branded cashmere sack sprayed with a generous shot of perfume or eau de toilette.

Ensure that the bin lid is placed firmly shut, that it contains only household rubbish and has been wheeled to the correct place as detailed by your local Staffordshire Moorland district council.

Better yet, when the dust cart approaches, give the driver a cup of piping hot tea, a couple of biscuits and then lift the dustbin onto your shoulders and deposit your rubbish into the

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