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The Pitts’ Split

by | 18th, January 2005

‘HAVING spent most of the past four years predicting the break-up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s marriage, the National Enquirer has spectacularly missed the last rites.

Aniston…and on…and on?

Indeed, while everyone else is writing obituaries, it is confidently predicting this week that not only is the marriage back on track, but the couple are talking babies.

A magazine of thinner skin might be a bit embarrassed to find itself swimming against the tide in such a dramatic fashion, but not America’s hottest weekly.

It has impeccable sources on the Caribbean island of Anguilla who witnessed Brad and Jen enjoying a New Year’s holiday and it knows a couple in love when it sees one.

“Jen looks amazing in a bikini,” one of its sources reports, “and when Brad didn’t have an

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