The Pitts’ Split
‘HAVING spent most of the past four years predicting the break-up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anistons marriage, the National Enquirer has spectacularly missed the last rites.
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Indeed, while everyone else is writing obituaries, it is confidently predicting this week that not only is the marriage back on track, but the couple are talking babies.
A magazine of thinner skin might be a bit embarrassed to find itself swimming against the tide in such a dramatic fashion, but not Americas hottest weekly.
It has impeccable sources on the Caribbean island of Anguilla who witnessed Brad and Jen enjoying a New Years holiday and it knows a couple in love when it sees one.
Jen looks amazing in a bikini, one of its sources reports, and when Brad didnt have an ear-to-ear grin on his face, he was dragging her off to their room for some quality time.
I wouldnt be surprised if they make a baby announcement in the next few months.
Not content with that, the magazine pooh-poohs the gossip-driven British bookies who had slashed the odds on the couple breaking up from 5-1 to 2-1.
Intimate new photos of Brad and Jen, it says, revealed the glam couple is now dead-set on proving the rumours of their rift incorrect.
And what better way to do that than formally to announce your separation just a couple of days after the pictures are published?’
Posted: 18th, January 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
