Anorak | Doing The Splits

Doing The Splits

by | 25th, January 2005

‘JUST as it’s almost impossible to avoid Beyonce’s backside, there can be getting round the news of the year so far: Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are no more.

”But I get to keep Angelina, right?”

As anyone with any breath in their bodies knows, the couple that once had it all now no longer have each other.

But what else will they not have?

It’s a question the Enquirer seeks to answer as it considers the facts and asks ”Who Gets What?” in the divorce.

First up is the marital home, a sprawling mansion of swimming pool, roof tiles and stairs, all redesigned by Brad.

Other things to split are more simple. Brad will get the dog, Norman, a corgi-terrier.


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