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Pigs In Muck

by | 27th, January 2005

‘WHAT do you get if you cross a pig pleasurer and a dogger? Why, a celebrity romance, of course.

”Meet you in the car park in five minutes”

And a front page for the Star, which reports that Rebecca Loos, former PA to David Beckham and friend of swine everywhere, has begun a steamy affair with former footballer Stan Collymore.

”The couple have enjoyed red-hot secret dates,” it says, ”since they hit it off with raunchy kisses and massages on Five’s reality TV hit The Farm.

”But they are trying to take things slowly until 34-year-old Stan’s divorce is finalised next week.”

They may need to speed things up, however, as the Sun reports that Collymore will soon be quitting Britain and moving to America.

The paper says the man ”reviled after battering lover Ulrika Jonsson and ‘dogging’ for sex in car parks” has bought an apartment in Miami’s South Beach near his new friend OJ Simpson.

But the move is not just to escape his past he dreams about becoming a film star…and is boasting to pals that he has already landed a major role in a Hollywood movie.

So what will become of Rebecca Loos when her lover heads for the Hollywood hills?

Where does her career

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