Posh Tosh

‘IF the thought of Kerry Katona as Prime Minster is not enough to scare you witless, then how about this? Victoria Beckham. Pregnant. And naked.

”No cameras please. Hey, look at me, I said no cameras please!”

Yes, the singer-turned-designer (as she is billed in OK! these days) is apparently in discussions with Vanity Fair about a Demi Moore-style photoshoot.

Or so says an acquaintance of the couple, who suggests that the reason we haven’t seen much of Mrs B in recent weeks is because she has signed a £1m exclusive with the magazine.

”Maybe,” the source says, ”she’s keeping it under wraps so it will create a bigger buzz if she reveals all in the magazine.”

That is of course one explanation. Another is that Posh has come over all camera-shy all of a sudden.

And yet another is that she looks like a fat heifer and no amount of designer clothes, soft lighting and airbrushing is going to change that.’

Posted: 27th, January 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink