Anorak | Using His Knauss

Using His Knauss

by | 28th, January 2005

”’REPEAT after us: I Melania Knauss do take you Donald Trump to be my lawful wedded husband, as stipulated under the terms to our watertight prenuptial agreement.

”So, Mel, what first attracted you to billionaire Donald Trump?”

”I will love you, honour you and never ever comment on your wonderful mane of hair which seems to defy gravity as it swoops first back, then forwards and then to one side like a playful dolphin splashing in the surf of your eyebrows.”

But we are too late. The ink on our wedding bans was still wet when the Slovenian model with the name like a nasty skin complaint married the man of her dreams.

And what a do it was. Billed as an ”American royal wedding”, Donald appeared as Croesus surrounded by a vision of white and gold, the ”theme” for the after-show reception.

For her part, Melania wore a £100,000 strapless John Galliano dress, with a 13-foot train, and 16-foot long veil. It took 1,000 hours to make, including 550 hours to handstitch 1,500 rhinestones and pearls.

According to the designer, who produced his creation for Christian Dior, the dress creates a look that’s ”a cross between a Fifties pin-up and the Austrian empress Sissi”.

If so, Melania had best watch out we know what happened to Grace Kelly and history books tell us that Sissi suffered from anorexia and was later shot dead by an Italian anarchist as she strolled through Geneva.

Not that Melania needs to worry

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