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Brit Split?

by | 10th, February 2005

‘GIVEN that Britney Spears’ first marriage only lasted some 55 hours, in percentage terms her second attempt at holy matrimony must be considered a fantastic success.

”Oh, look! I caught my own bouquet”

It has been a full five months since the pop princess most recently said ”I do” – a 6,000% improvement on her short-lived nuptials to Jason Alexander.

But it is touch and go whether she and her pet gerbil, Kevin Federline, will make their half-year anniversary after he was seen out on the town without his wedding ring.

The Star says Brit blew her top after she ended up footing the $10,000 bill for a weekend Kevin took in Las Vegas with his mates.

Since then the 26-year-old dancer has been spotted out and about again with his mates…but without his ring or his wife.

And pals think the marriage might be going the way of all Britney’s previous marriages.

”Kevin has suddenly started partying like a single guy,” a source told US magazine In Touch. ”As well as going out with no wedding band, he’s been hanging out with his old posse.”

If the marriage does break up, it will be a shame – not least because it means that Britney will have to throw out her favourite ”Mrs Federline” T-shirt.

But we at Anorak have high hopes that the couple will stay together.

And if they are going through a bad patch, Britney should talk to other singers who married their dancers – Jennifer Lopez (still living happily with Chris Judd), Mel B (or Mrs Jimmy Gulzar, as she prefers to be known)…’



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