Fake Breasts
‘IF you cant rely on the National Enquirer to uphold traditional American standards of morality and decency, then who can you rely on?
Something old, something borrowed and something blue |
It is a question we are left pondering after being exposed to a picture of a woman suffering from what can only be described as a wardrobe malfunction in this weeks magazine.
Worse still, the woman exposing not one but two bare breasts looks suspiciously like former virgin Britney Spears, the moral touchstone of Americas youth, a woman so God-fearing that she has a marriage certificate for every man she has ever kissed.
If the sight of Janet Jacksons star-clad nipple at last years Superbowl could corrupt a whole generation of American children, what damage could Britneys bare breasts do?
It truly doesnt bear thinking about, which is why we are glad to learn that the picture is a hoax to which only thousands of Americans were exposed.
Photographer Eric Striffler reveals that the breasts in question belong to a model called Emily and thus are relatively harmless.
We were just shooting some tasteful glamorous shots, he said. It was only later that we realised how much they looked like Britney.
A spokesman for Britney said stripping is not an option at this point of her career.
In the meantime, the only person who will see Britney naked is her husband.
So youll just have to wait your turn…’
Posted: 15th, February 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink