Nought To Lunch

‘IF Camilla is looking for an outfit to wear on honeymoon, she could replace her jodhpurs and riding crop with a bikini.

And don’t forget to irrigate your colon after meals

And there’s Liz Hurley, England’s rose, doing her patriotic duty and parading her own range of new two-piece bathing suits over the Mirror.

Not content with being a model, actress, film producer and single mother, Liz is now turning her well-manicured hands to fashion design.

She’s launched a range of beachwear, which she was happy to model during her holiday on the Caribbean island of St Barts.

It looks just the job. But If Camilla is unable to make up her mind as to which outfit she wants, she could always ask her future mother-in-law to help her choose.

And then there’s the none-too-small matter of sizing.

We do not have the figures to hand, but going on appearance alone, we wager that Hurley is less big-boned that Camilla.

However, our favourite Royal mistress need not worry herself because Liz has some tips on how to achieve her enviable slimline look.

As the Star reports, the message is one of “simple restraint”. “I went on a draconian diet to do the modelling for my swimwear myself,” says Liz.

She explains: “I eat very little breakfast, not too much more for lunch, then only little snacks in the day, like a banana or six raisins. The only meal I have is dinner.”

Hurley then reveals that she goes to bed hungry – which might not be the best recipe for a thriving love life.

But if Camilla follows the Hurley eating regime she should at least recapture some of the magic of her predecessor.

All hail the new Diana…’

Posted: 16th, February 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink