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Nought To Lunch

by | 16th, February 2005

‘IF Camilla is looking for an outfit to wear on honeymoon, she could replace her jodhpurs and riding crop with a bikini.

And don’t forget to irrigate your colon after meals

And there’s Liz Hurley, England’s rose, doing her patriotic duty and parading her own range of new two-piece bathing suits over the Mirror.

Not content with being a model, actress, film producer and single mother, Liz is now turning her well-manicured hands to fashion design.

She’s launched a range of beachwear, which she was happy to model during her holiday on the Caribbean island of St Barts.

It looks just the job. But If Camilla is unable to make up her mind as to which outfit she wants, she could always ask her future mother-in-law to help her choose.

And then there’s the none-too-small matter of sizing.

We do not have the figures to hand, but going on appearance alone, we wager that Hurley is less big-boned that Camilla.

However, our favourite Royal

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