Pull Your Thumbs Out

‘EVER since she and Brian split up, Kerry McPadding has been searching for a new look.

You can hardly recognise Kerry without her tattoo

Having changed her hair from blonde to brown, Kerry has been spotted by OK! popping into a tattoo parlour to have an etching of Winnie the Pooh removed from her right buttock.

Since few of will ever be lucky enough to see the blank canvas of Kerry’s “perfectly shaped bottom”, we move on to discuss her other new look.

Ever since we can remember, whenever Kerry has dived before a camera she has pushed her tongue out. It’s her trademark.

And it is a nice enough tongue. Kerry’s poking it out for our inspection once again. And we can say that it is pink and that Kerry is possibly deficient in zinc.

But one page on and Kerry is daring to be different. And there she is pushing not one but two thumbs into the air.

Sure it has been done – notably by Arthur ”Fonzie” Fonzarelli – but has it ever been done by a woman in a red jacket and with two such delightful kids as Molly and Lilly?

We think not…’

Posted: 16th, February 2005 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink