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Organic Boob Jobs

by | 18th, February 2005

‘SUCH is the level of silicone in Jordan’s body, it is estimated that it would take in excess of 1,000 years for her corpse fully to decompose.

Grow bags

Indeed, the generously-chested model could be the first human being to have what scientists call a half-life.

Never mind yesterday’s story of Sellafield losing 30kg of plutonium, the real threat to this country comes from the vast amounts of silicone that will soon be buried just six feet below ground (or, in the case of Jordan, about two inches if she’s lying on her back).

So, we are cheered to read in this morning’s Independent that in future women will be able to grow their own organic breast implants.

Scientists in Chicago think that they will

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