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‘IF Tom Cruise is dating Sofia Vergara, that’s surely only because he couldn’t get his hands on the FF charms of Lucy Pinder.

And they can cure leprosy

Lucy’s meteoric rise from Bournemouth beach to Star stunna in just 18 months is now as famous as Jesus’s own elevation from humble carpenter to Messiah.

And at the tender age of 21 she is now already the subject of her own religion - 13 years younger than Jesus Christ was at the same stage in his career.

The Star reports that a 30-year-old Internet worker by the name of Nathan Fuller is the disciple who has written the Gospel according to our Lucy.

”She’s just so gorgeous,” he says. ”What bloke wouldn’t want to get on his knees?”

Not many, it seems, judging by the response Nathan has had since he put a Pinderism package up for sale on eBay.

”I can’t believe the response to Pinderism,” he says. ”I’ve had emails from all over the world. And our bible is the Daily Star because the girls are so much better.

”But however gorgeous Lucy is, she does not compare to my wife Angela. I have to say that or I may see the auction end.”

And already Nathan had broken two of the 10 Commandments - ‘Thou shalt not bear false witness’ and ‘Thou shalt worship no other God but me’.’

Posted: 22nd, February 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink