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Cruz Control

by | 28th, February 2005

‘“I CAN’T tell you how happy I am to be pregnant,” says Jordan in her column in the Sun.


But whether it’s nurturing a small acorn or stuffing something small and wriggly into her mouth in a Bushtucker Challenge, the game mo-del will give it a try.

So what follows her opening line is not only a page about how you can rhyme the name Cruz with Loos, how pregnancy has made her psychic and how she feels sorry for Kerry McPadding, but a passage about her pregnancy as well.

“One of the good things about being pregnant, of course,” says Jordan, “is that my boobs are bursting out all over. I’m already up to a 34EE from my normal 32EE.”

While readers realise that what is normal for one person may appear freakish to everyone else, we look for more titbits on her pregnancy.

But there are slim pickings to be had, so it’s over to the Express, which has given over two pages to “WHO WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT?” the story of Jordan and Peter Andre’s embryonic DIY bust enlargement kit.

While each of Katie Price’s Jordans grows to be bigger than her pop singer boyfriend in platform shoes, we wonder who was really responsible for this

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