Den Is Dead
‘THE floor of the Queen Vic has always been a special place for Dirty Den he fathered Vicky on it for a start so it seems fitting that he should have taken his last breath there.
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Youll ave to cart me out of ere in a box, Den sneered when the Witches of Walford cornered him in the Vic, demanding that he give the pub to Chrissie.
Chrissie, Zoe and Sam have ensured that Dens final words will be respected, however, as theyve buried him under the cellar of his beloved pub in a ridiculous story line involving Den murdered by a papier mache dog and builders turning up on time.
Chrissie persuaded Sam and Zoe to work together to oust Den from the pub and from Walford.
They hatched up a plan to humiliate Den by getting Sharon to secretly return to Walford so she could hear how Den had slept with Zoe and got her pregnant and how hed conned Sam out of the Vic.
I never wanna see you again, Sharon told him before sweeping out of the Vic. And shortly afterwards, Chrissie ensured that his Princess would never have to – by whacking him over the head with a doorstop made in the shape of a Scotty Dog.
As exits go, it wasnt the most dignified – but what does a man who gets his kicks from appearing naked to strangers on the internet expect?
Chrissie took great pleasure in telling Den that the Vic was no longer his as shed tricked him into signing some legal papers and that Sharons return to Walford was all her doing.
Den lost his temper and started to try and strangle her so Sam and Zoe waded in to save her. Zoe struck Den first with the dog, but you cant keep a bad man down and it was Chrissie who had to finish him off.
Good riddance to bad rubbish, was Chrissie reaction when she realised that shed killed her husband. Sam and Zoe were horrified by her calmness but agreed to help her hide the body, not least because Zoe is convinced that it was actually her whod killed him.
I think the cellar floor could do with some work, Chrissie smirked. Lets get the builders in.
Andy Hunter was also swiftly dispatched back to casting limbo when new (bad) boy Johnny Allen found out that Andy was planning on doing a runner with all his money.
Dont ever fink you can get one over on me, muttered Johnny to Andy after hed caught up with him and Danny Moon on a motorway bridge. I wont do it again, Johnny, pleaded Andy. Too right he wont, as Johnny shoved him off the bridge without a backward glance.
And youll keep yer mouf shut if you dont wanna go the same way, Johnny told a terrified Danny.
But both killers hadnt counted on Pat The Cat Butcher, whos turned into Cagney and Lacey (well, it looks like shes eaten both of them).
Shes hot on the trail of both Johnny and Chrissie. You aint gonna get away wif it, she told Johnny. I know you killed Andy.
She was also in The Vic when Dens mobile phone started ringing. I fort you said he was away on business, she questioned Chrissie. He doesnt go anywhere without his phone.
Somehow I dont think even Vodafone cover the depths of hell.’
Posted: 28th, February 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
