The Gerbil’s A Rat

‘IF Britney Spears is looking for a change of direction, then maybe she should consider a career in teaching.

”Here’s my washing, mum”

She is, after all, blonde, she will next year be 24 and she has been known to pose wearing less than is advisable in, say, London in February.

In short all the ingredients for a job at any American high school.

For the moment, however, Britney is continuing with her career as a pop star and wife.

But how long she will last in the latter capacity is open to doubt as the Enquirer reports that she ran home to her mum after her first big fight with latest husband Kevin Federline.

”She complained that Kevin parties too much without her,” a family insider said.

However, they seem to have patched things up for the time being after Kevin made a special Valentine’s video for her.

A remake of the classic 1980s DVD, Roland Rat – On The Road. In case you were wondering, Kevin plays his namesake, the gerbil…’

Posted: 28th, February 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink