Best Supported Actress

‘JULIA Roberts is an actress used to playing tallish women with full lips.

Julia shows off her twins

Indeed, it’s a role she has made her own.

But now things have changed, and the Mail is not shy to look down the actress’s top and comment: ”Hasn’t pregnancy left Julia looking swell.”

Attending the post-Oscars Governor’s Ball, the Mail fumbles in its deep trouser pockets for a tape measure and estimates that the Roberts bosom appears to have doubled in size since she gave birth to Phinnaeus and Hazel.

And Roberts, dressed in a black Dolce & Gabbana gown, seems to have noticed the attention she’s getting.

”This is the only dress brave enough to hold my breast line,” says she. ”The size of my breasts is no laughing matter.”

Indeed, it’s far more an amateur photography matter, a leering matter, a Page 3 of the Mail matter…’

Posted: 2nd, March 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink