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Flamin’ Hell

by | 9th, March 2005

‘FELLAS, would you like to pull a tasty bird like Kate Price, the glamour model and celebrity formerly known as Jordan?

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Of course you would. But how? Well, first of all, you’ve got to get your grooming right. So once you’ve shaved your entire body so you look like a Chelsea player, and you’ve chosen the choicest items from your designer wardrobe, you are faced with the final decision: which perfume do you apply to your immaculately moisturised face?

“I love the smell of the Flamin’ Hot variety,” says Kate. And in case you haven’t heard of it, let us tell you that Flamin’ Hot is not the latest scent from Calvin Klein. It’s one of the Monster Munch range of crunchy snacks, and Kate is very partial.

That’s not the whole story, though. “Mum-to-be Katie Price thinks she will have a girl this time because she has a craving for Monster Munch,” explains the paper.

No further explanation for this curious logic is provided, so we leave you to draw your own conclusions.’



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