Down The Hatcher

‘ROLL over Dr Atkins, step aside Jane Fonda, and make way for an African bushwoman known as “the Kalahari”.

Warning: can lead to chronic incontinence

She the latest diet and weight loss guru to hit the Hollywood Hills, and she’s been working her gnostic magic on Teri Hatcher.

Hatcher, who the Enquire tells us has “shrunk” from a size 8 to a size 6 in recent months, is, apparently, drinking the Kalahari’s secret brew.

“This sounds like she’s taking a herb called Hoodie Gordinii,” says “renowned herbalist” Chris Kilham.

This is, according to Kilham, a man nicknamed the “Medicine Hunter”, a “bitter–tasting, cactus-like plant…and is used by the Kung people in the Kalahari desert to quell their appetite when they go on long hunts.”

Sounds fascinating; and far more interesting than Hatcher’s explanation of her svelte figure – “I get really busy and forget to eat,” the actress said in 1995.

But that is understandable, especially when she’s working on tracking down an antelope sandwich at Arsham’s Deli…’

Posted: 17th, March 2005 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink