‘NURSES have been banned from showing CLEAVAGE under new rules aimed at beating hospital superbug MRSA.
| The MRSA didn’t stand a chance |
Did you just hear what the Sun said? Could it be that the nasty bug is seduced into our hospital wards by scantily-clad nurses?
High heels, short skirts and strong perfume are also barred by health bosses, adds the papers.
It seems that decision makers at Chase Farm Hospital NHS Trust, North London, have come to the conclusion that the MRSA is some kind of microbe Benny Hill figure.
If this is an accurate diagnosis of the scourge of modern health care, then the Trusts advice is eminently sensible.
But we wonder where the bug will go for its cheap kicks once its seen the nurses sensible new attire.
We fear the nations legion of hardworking French maids will soon be under attack…
Paul Sorene is the Anorak’
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