Where There’s A Will…
‘ITS been a difficult month since Old Mr Anorak breathed his last. And a period made yet more trying by the great mans young widow, Young Mrs Anorak VI.
With our former patron’s Comfi Slax still warm to the touch, she has decided to contest his last will and testament.
If she wins, the Thai ladies ping-pong team that Old Mr Anorak coached with so much dedication for many a long winter will not get a set of new balls.
Staff at Anorak Towers will be evicted and the windowless underground cellar weve been proud to call home for the past ten years turned into a holding bay for the good ladys spare shoes.
The only living soul in what was once the throbbing heart of the UKs oldest ezine will be the waspish bearded woman our Latvian-born mistress affectionately calls mother, whose job it is to polish her ladys shoes every day.
To avoid this we need a good a lawyer and a sponsor.
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Posted: 27th, March 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink