You Be Illin’
‘RONALD McDonald may look like a ginger Michael Jackson, but he has none of the great mans singing ability?
The Murder Burger is a gangsta rapper’s preferred weapon |
He needs you to help celebrate his being and his produce in song. And hes willing to pay, offering rappers five dollars for every time their song featuring the words Big Mac is played on the radio.
The Telegraph says that rappers and hip-hop artistes are being wooed by the purveyors of burgers to plug McDonalds in song.
The main thing is to allow the artists to do what they do best, says Tony Rome, president of the marketing firm behind the stunt.
Were letting them creatively bring to life the product in their song.
But bringing to life a dead cow in a bun is no small task.
And in the spirit of yoof culture, weve put our brain cells in a bandana and come up with our own gushing, almost puking tribute to the mighty burger.
Broken glass everywhere/ People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don’t care/ I can’t take the smell, I can’t take the noise/ Got no money to move out/ I guess I got no choice but to eat a Big Mac…
Eat yer heart out Grandmaster Flash and watch out for the chicken nuggets…
Paul Sorene is the Anorak’
Posted: 29th, March 2005 | In: Uncategorized Comment | TrackBack | Permalink