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Working Girl

by | 4th, April 2005

‘OVER the last few months, we may have inadvertently helped to support the myth that Paris Hilton does things. She doesn’t.

This waxwork of Paris Hilton is more lifelike than the real thing

Paris does very little. Indeed, if we removed breathing from her daily schedule, it’s likely she’d do nothing at all.

We had heard that Paris was something of the screen star. But after taking a gander at one of her videos, we noted that she did very little on camera.

Her co-star is seen rising to the job in hand, but Paris is more of a sex sloth than a sex kitten, and the film is best viewed through a lazy eye with the fast forward button pressed firmly down.

And we are not alone in being duped by Paris no less an organ that the Enquirer has been taken in. But no more. For now it’s time to take a fresh look at the talentless blonde and declare: “PARIS BUSY DOING NOTHING.”

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