Anorak | Souvenir Speial

Souvenir Speial

by | 8th, April 2005

‘BEFORE you raid your Andy & Fergie piggy bank, note that you can save yourself a small fortune with Paul Sorene’s Ye Olde Royale Conversione Kitte.

A tea towel for two

This kit contains a pouch of grey pencils, a full pack of 20 stick-on ciggies and a set of woolly fright wigs.

A simple peel here and a drawn line there, and quicker than you can say, “He’s got some nerve” your Princess Di mugs and bumper stickers are transformed to show your support for wife No.2, the lovely Camilla.

And don’t worry about looking cheap, because the happy couple have set the tone by deciding to marry in the Guildhall on Windsor’s High Street (left at the pub, past the McDonald’s and follow the horses).

But not everyone is like Charles, and some of you like new, shiny, attractive things to invite into your homes.

So here are a few idea of what you can expect to see on sale on a market stall near you soon.

CAMILLA NOSE BAG – Let your horse, pony or understanding lover dine like a royal with his stylish commemorative nosebag. Free harness and reins if you order before midnight tonight!

QUEEN AND PHILIP MUG – A delightful ceramic pot with the legend “I’m not going either” embossed on one side in rich royal blue above a frowning Queen and Duke

CAMILLA RINGTONE At the press of a button a loud “bray” followed by a deep “whinny” reassures your loved one that

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