Bikini Mad
‘THE not inconsiderable effort it will take to turn Coleen McLoughlin into a sex symbol does not faze OK!.
Beauty is in the eye of the card holder |
We know shes the new uber-chav, some kind of anti-sleek role model. We know she knows how to spend money, and has been linked with a photoshoot for Vogue.
But surely anyone would look sexy when compared to her boyfriend, the stocky Wayne Rooney?
But, to the plot, and the OK! story about how Coleen has been using a mobile phone and wearing a bikini.
And look over there. Theres the phone. And theres the bikini. And theres the bikini again. And again. And again. And again.
Still dont fancy her? Still dont thinks shes the sexiest thing since Dubbin?
Then get your eyes tested. Thats right that is a gadolinium credit card. And now look again. You fool…
Paul Sorene is the Anorak’
Posted: 8th, April 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink