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Invitation To Terror

by | 8th, April 2005

‘“INVITATION lost in the post?” asks the Mail. “Don’t worry, you can still make the most of the big day with Mail’s definitive four-page guide.”

See the crowds gather on our live Windsor cam

Before we take a look at this souvenir special, let us now go on the record and say that our invitation was not lost, eaten by the dog or run over by a white Fiat Uno, but forcibly declined.

We would no more sanction cheating Camilla and Charles’s big day than be reincarnated as Camilla’s tampon.

That said, we can now progress serenely on to the story, as the Mail produces a map of the Windsor area and charts the couple’s progress “hour by hour”.

And at once we grow alarmed. This looks like an altogether different sort of invitation.

There’s the

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