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Turkey Shoot

by | 16th, May 2005

‘“ALL set for TV island Love-in,” announces the Mirror, as the tabloids gear up for today’s first episode of Celebrity Love Island.

”And when she got there, her nipples were bare…”

And in the now customary fashion, Abi Titmus and Co. are happy to use the good offices of the fourth estate to announce their social plans.

The Sun says that Abi and Rebecca Loos have already “stunned staff” at the hotel spa by “STRIPPING and FLIRTING outrageously”. And Fran Cosgrave promises – or threatens – a “foursome” involving himself, Loos, Titmus and Calum Best, son of celebrity drinker George.

Yet when it comes to shocking behaviour, they’ll be hard pressed to beat tonight’s other “reality” offering, The Farm.

This, you will recall, is the vehicle that introduced Loos into the world of celebrity freak shows last year, when she was shown “pleasuring” a pig.

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