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Colour Me Good

by | 19th, May 2005

‘“IT’S SO SAD BUT NOW MY BABY GIRL COMES FIRST,” screams the front cover of OK!. “I TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT MY ‘DRINK PROBLEM’.”

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That sure is a lot of shouty capital letters. Indeed, IT’S hard to KNOW when to stop SHOUTING!

And do not doubt that there is a lot to shout about, because this is the return we’ve all been waiting for. This is the week when Jessie Wallace emerges from the gloom like a turbo-charged satsuma and gives us the juice on her life.

We all know that Jessie has had a “tough time in recent weeks”. For one thing, she’s not been in OK!; for another, she failed to win the title of sexiest woman in soap; and lastly, Dave Morgan, her now ex-fiance and father of the aforesaid BABY GIRL, sold a “sordid story” to a newspaper.

But whatever the trauma within, Jessie’s putting on a brave face. And just like all her other faces we’re so used to seeing, this one’s as orange and beaming as the very sun.

Having already heard how her daughter, Tallulah Lilac, an “angel”, is her “first priority”, we soon after learn that Jessie is not going “to get into a slanging match”.

We who have seen her performances to date, wonder why not. If there is one thing Jessie is good at it is slanging, and depriving us of it is cruel and a failure to play to her strengths.

But OK! still wants to know how and

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