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Natural Selection

by | 20th, May 2005

‘IT was on the face of it an act of rare genius. Take a dozen random celebrities to a remote island and leave them there.

Anthea Turner, come on down

The risk that they begin to breed and so create and populate their own Pitcairn Island-style society of inbred celebs was even factored into things.

The makers of Celebrity Love Island positively encourage the has-beens and never-weres on this sun-soaked idyll to get together.

We at home would be thrilled, and not a little turned on, working out which bits of which celebrity would survive the genetic melting pool and come out on top.

The show would run for years, and in a century from now the Fijian island chosen for the big experiment would be overrun by a tribe of beings blessed with Lady Isabella

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