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No Contest

by | 23rd, May 2005

‘WHAT to most of Europe looked like a failed reality TV show strumpet trying to kick start a faltering career, was nothing less than an exercise in geopolitical spite.

Javine hears the good news that the UK is to invade Norway

The Sun says that singer Javine feels hard done by, and is sure that her performance was worth more than the paltry 18 points it garnered.

“I didn’t feel all the counties voted on performance and songs,” says Javine, who failed to fall victim to a wardrobe malfunction and flash a nipple in the Eurovision Song Contest final, as she had done in the British heats.

She makes a good point, and had it not been for squaddies in Cyprus (5 points), relatives in Ireland (8 points) and Jamie Oliver in Turkey (1 point), her score could have been so much more remarkable.

The Sun says the voting is “rigged”, and reminds readers that Terry Wogan called the votes correctly before they were announced.

Wogan went onto say on the night of the competition that: “It isn’t a song contest any more – it’s a dance contest, with scantily clad women pawing each other.”

But while we can expect to see Wogan back for more next year, the Mirror is less than enthusiastic.

“Why there’s no point in entering

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