A Stubborn Ass
‘AS with most things in all our lives, where OK!s Kerry Katona leads, the rest of us follow.
The thinking man’s Katona |
So it is with barely a skipped beat of our excitable hearts that we turn to the Enquirer and read Anna Nicoles take on her life.
To give you an idea of what to expect, the blonde nuclear explosion underscores her headline name with a cartoonish two dots hovering above a big U-shaped tick of a smile.
Whats more, each of the Annas insights into her routine is punctuated by a red heart.
And now to the diary, which takes in the news that Anna has become involved with a dancer part in a movie.
Well, I need to tone up, says Anna, who clearly favours the method approach to her acting craft, so I called a trainer and told him I need an ass.
Ass trainers are indeed hard to come by, and unless your Anna, or a movie star, you will most likely never meet one.
And dont think about getting an untrained ass, because they are notoriously difficult to work with and can drag you down.
As Kerry Katona will probably agree…’
Posted: 31st, May 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink