A Star Is Dated
‘ASHTON Kutcher. Who he?
| Ashton and a friend |
Why, hes an actor, of course. He once went to school with lots of kids. Hes got brown hair…with a fringe.
Hes white. Looks quite tall in pictures. Has a suit with a pinstripe. Two lips on his face. Below his nose. Above his chin. Oh, that chin…
Oh, crap! Its just no good. Its impossible to talk about Kutcher without mentioning his ladyfriend, the actress Demi Moore.
But is this right, let alone fair? Do you feel your high-profile relationships have upped your profile in any ways? asks OK!.
Kutcher: I really dont think that its the different women that Ive dated that have put me in the spotlight.
Course not. But you must admit that dating Demi has made you more of a household name? Surprisingly, Kutcher dignified that ludicrous question with an answer. You know what, says he, Im really happy right now.
You tell em, Kutch. Dont pull the punches. As if you needed a world-famous actress like Demi to give you a leg up and over the wall separating the steaming cesspit of semi-talented actors/mod-els/singers etc. from fames rich pastures. Pah!
As if anyone could have held you back. What with that chin…’
Posted: 10th, June 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
