Mama Used To Say

‘“HE has lots of hair and looks the spiting image of Pete, but I couldn’t believe how tiny he was.”

Take your time, young man

So says Jordan, OK!’s “favourite glamour girl”. And we too realise that it is indeed incredible, but humbly suggest she doesn’t dwell on it lest it comes between them.

Although telling Katie Price and her gigantic Jordans that size isn’t everything is most likely an utter waste of our breath.

But the proud mother of a new baby boy, now known to be called Junior, has already moved on and tells us how “absolutely gorgeous” he is.

And here’s little Peter, being dandled on Jordan’s knee telling us that the wee scamp is “so beautiful”.

He and Jordan are nothing less than “the happiest people in the world”. As Pete says: “There are no words that can explain our joy.”

So it looks like he’ll have to make some up…again.’

Posted: 23rd, June 2005 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink