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Somethings In Common

by | 1st, August 2005

‘JORDAN and Victoria Beckham might not be the best of friends, but so much space is taken up by one or other of them in OK! that they operate as two halves of a rather lopsided whole.

When two become one

On the cover it’s all Jordan. The banner atop the OK! masthead screams: “JORDAN AT HOME IN HER £1M HAUNTED PINK PALACE.”

There’s a nice picture of Jordan and Peter Andre snuggling up with little baby Junior in towelling robes and lots of luminous white teeth.

Those hunting for Posh need to make do with a thin front-page shot of Vicky positioned alongside one of Catherine Zeta Jones and the promise “SHOCK! AS YOU’VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE”.

But before we can get to Vicky and a picture of her squeezing a spot on her tongue, opening the batting for Australia or doing something else new, edgy and exciting, we hear that Jordan has been at London’s Big Gay Out festival.

After performing a version of Kool And the Gang’s Ooh La La La, the pair strolled through the backstage area, “Peter opting for baby pinks and blues, while Katie stunned onlookers by stepping out in her knickers.”

Anyone mildly surprised let alone fully stunned to see Katie’s knickers has not been paying attention to any part of her career to date unless of course, they are stunned to see that she is not stark naked or wearing only an edible lubricant.

But enough of Jordan, because a few pages on we get to see a little more of her Poshness as she “LIGHTS UP LONDON”, eating at a restaurant (no pictures) and then moving on to a club.

But already you’re feeling that you’ve

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